
09/14/2016
USS Kaput
Captains log, USS Kaput. Star date 0914162124:
I hailed the USS Christopher at 1800 for my 2nd LT. He was violently ill and covered me, the couch, my pants, the dog, and himself. No matter how well our outing went the second we returned my crew collapsed. They rolled down hill at exponential rates. The sippy is too full, or not full enough. All 2nd LT did was cry. Through the entire plan. His eye lids would finally droop and I would dream of a shower to rinse the baby goo. Then his little eyes